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Well, its that time of year again. The time of year for establishing elite clubs, that is. As of January 11, 2006, the Stellar Society of Superlatively Smart Singletons was formed, or the Pentastics for short "penta means five, for those of you on the outside looking in". It currently consists entirely of its three founding members: Official President of the Pentastics Andrew W. Nippard, Official Vice-President Stephanie E. McAuley, and myself, Official Head of Security Tyler J. Fehr. All in all, it is a very exclusive group.

Meetings are held via the internet, as we have chapters in Cold Lake, Edmonton, and Sydney, Australia. All decisions must be made by a consensus. The society was formed as a result of all of us being single, and having little else to do on a quiet Wednesday evening, or Thursday morning in the case of the President. The club has a very rich history, dating back to 1986 when its oldest member was born. The theme song is sung by Donkey off of Shrek, and goes as follows: "I'm all alone, there's nobody here besiiiiiide me...". Violence is never used to solve our problems, as we have learned that the pen is mightier than the sword. Also, a stinging remark is often more humorous than an act of violence.

There is limited positions available in the Pentastics, and we are accepting applicants. The requirements are as follows: the applicant must be single, have a high opinion of themselves, and undergo the rigorous and often strenuous entrance exam, also known as the initiation puzzle of Dreadfully Dire Deadly DOOM! Even then, it is up to the founding members to allow admittance. This is not a venture for the weak of heart. You have been warned!